Thursday, May 6, 2010


I did this in my livejournal awhile ago. I got the idea from here. The basic idea is to cast a version of your life, and make a soundtrack for it. It doesn't have to be based on reality- in fact, mine is a monster movie version!

Your Alias-Kathryn Prescott
this beauty is from the wonderful show skins, series 3. she's a babe and basically i wish i was her. anyway, this girl is a witchvampiremonster girl and she eats children and likes billy idol.

Your True Love- Colin Morgan
this hunk is currently merlin on bbc's merlin. he's adorable and spastic and super sweet, but i think he could pull off being a monsterboy, especially with that beard. he's perhaps a werewolf or some other beast who eats the hearts of little old ladies after he carries their groceries to their car.

The True Love's Best Friend - Michael Cera
originally when doing this meme, i was going to make it a normal romcom version of my life and michael was gonna be my lover. i changed my mind, but i'll never change my mind about michael. his character would be no sort of monster, but just a loyal wannabe human.

The Rival - Mary Kate Olsen
i love mko and her weird hobo clothes. she'd be a perfect rival. she'd say mean things and wear high heels and eat my alias' food before she got a chance.

The Parents - Will Smith & Penelope Cruz
granted, neither of these sweethearts could ever possibly be a parent of kathryn prescott, but my alias does not believe in silly things like genetics. will would protect his loves with his fierce wit and fast claws, and penelope would cast lovespells and eat toads.

The Sister - Ashlee Simpson
i don't have a sister in real life, and ashlee was originally "the best friend" but she seemed just so much older than baby kathryn! she'd be a fine sister too. anyway ashlee would be a monsterMOTHER, classic rosemary. she'd protect and kill for her little devildemon and at the same time be fiercely loyal to my alias.

The Gay Best Friends - Gael Garcia Bernal & Diego Luna
this was an easy choice. they'd be vampire lovers from mexico and they would advise my alias monster on which gingerbread house to buy, and they'd kiss lots.

The Locale- Halloweentown

The Soundtrack
Opening credits
Daylight- Matt and Kim
and in the daylight we can hitchhike to Maine
I hope that someday I’ll see without these frames
and in the daylight I don’t pick up my phone
cause in the daylight anywhere feels like home

Monsters + daylight just seemed like a good combination for a beginning.

The Kiss
Walk Like a Zombie- the HorrorPops
And you want a mountaintop
With a little castle
And you wanna name our kids
Morticia and Fester
And all the flowers you bring
Are always dead
And you howl at the moon
But I don't care

Perfect monster lovesong!

Falling In Love
Monster- Lady Gaga
I wanna Just Dance
But he took me home instead
Uh oh! There was a monster in my bed
We french kissed on a subway train
He tore my clothes right off
He ate my heart and then he ate my brain

Also a good one!

You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth- Meatloaf
(Would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
I bet you say that to all the boys.)
And then you took the words right out of my mouth
Oh-it must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
And I swear it's true
I was just about to say I love you

The beginning of this song is so strange and monstersexual, so here it is!

The Break Up
Samson- Regina Spektor
And history books forgot about us
And the bible didn't mention us, not even once
You are my sweetest downfall
I loved you first

Everyone forgets how hard it is on monsterlovers to break up.

Shopping with Friends
Thriller- Michael Jackson
Instrumental version, if there is one

The Getting Back Together
Lucky- Bif Naked
It was a Monday, when my lover told me,
"Never pay the reaper with love only."
What could I say to you, except, "I love you."
And "I'd give my life for yours."
I know we are... we are the lucky ones.
I know we are... we are the lucky ones.
I know we are... we are the lucky ones, dear.

This song is so strange and almost creepy. It sounds a little monsteresque to me!

End Credits
Monster Mash- Bobby "Boris" Pickett
Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"

Please, take this if you want!

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